Answers

On a recent roadtrip, I decided to teach Lotta how to answer some popular questions she is asked.  Here's how the conversation went.

Me:  Lotta, if someone asks you how old you are, you can say, "two".  Ok, let's give it a try.

Me: How old are you?

Lotta:  Two

Me:  What is your name?

Lotta:  Two

Ben:  peels of laughter

Me:  No, your name is Lotta.

Me:  Let's try again.  What's your name?

Lotta:  Two.

Me:  No, you're name is Lotta.

Me:  How old are you?

Lotta:  Lotta.

(Ben:  peels of laughter once again.)

This went on for quite some time, providing if not hours, at least minutes of in-road entertainment for the whole family.