13-Year-Old Logic

One morning over breakfast, for some unknown to me now reason, I was explaining to Zibbi my theory on parenting.  I contend that mothers get blamed, while fathers get credit.  Benja then jumped in to say, "No, I am pretty sure DAD came up with that theory..." 

Zibbi then responded, "I think Benja should get blamed and YOU should get credit."  What a little cheerleader she is.  (And poor Benja, he keeps trying to break through the "like" phase of their relationship and move up to "love".)